Scary

A. Light

In this house we find 5 people on the verge of a reign of terror against
themselves.

Misty was taking a shower, not noticing the small thing on the shower.

"Oh, she is hot." Brock said. Todd nodded. The two were sitting at Todd's
computer, looking at Misty. "I didn't even know you had spy cameras like
this." "I have a lot of cool stuff you don't know about." Todd replied. "You
do?" Brock asked. "Yup." Todd replied. "Spy cameras are just the start. Look
at this." Todd swivelled the computer chair around to his Pokémon picture
collection and pulled out one from the middle. "Aren't those Pokémon
Pictures?" "In theory, Yes." Todd replied. He opened the book, and Brock
found himself staring into a vast amount of porno. "Woa. I bow in
obedience." Brock said, in his trance. "Yup." Todd said, and then suddenly,
he noticed something. "Uh-OH! Misty's caught on!" He hit the enter button to
take 1 more picture, closed up the program, and activated the 3-D Maze
Screen Saver, just as Misty walked up with a towel around her body, carrying
the camera. "Does either of you 2 know what THIS is?" "Nope." Both Brock and
Todd said at the same time. "Try Ash." Todd said. "ASH?" Misty shrieked. "He
doesn't know what day of the week it is!" "It's all an act." Brock said.
Misty rolled her eyes, then stomped off in Ash's direction. "Who da man?"
Todd asked after she left. "You are da man!" Brock replied. "I'll trade you
Onix for that album."

Ash sat there, while Tracey was feeling the wrath of Pikachu's Thunder
Shock. "Pika Pikachu Pika Pikachu Pika Pikachu! (Take that you gaybo!"
"Owwwww!" Tracey yelled. "Ash, tell Pikachu to stop shocking me!"

5 minutes later...

"Huh?" Ash asked as Misty stormed up. "Ash, explain what THIS is." She
said, sticking the camera in his face.

5 minutes later...

"It's... a... kind of badge." Ash said. "NO!" Misty yelled, snatching the
camera away. "IT'S A CAMERA! AND SOMEBODY HAD IT IN MY SHOWER!"

5 minutes later...

"Eww." Ash said. "Misty, maybe Team Rocket put it in there." Tracey said.
"WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD SPEAK?" Misty yelled. "NOW FIND TOGEPI!" "Uh,"
Tracey said. "Togepi has been missing for 3 days, Misty." "THEN YOU BETTER
START LOOKING!" Misty yelled, pulling out her mallet and wacking Tracey out
of the fic.

"More Togepi Omelet, Todd?" Brock asked. Todd nodded. "You know, I'd trade
you Zubat for that Album." "I don't collect Pokémon." Todd said. "Okay
then... what about Geodude?" "I don't collect Pokémon!" Todd yelled,
munching on his Togepi omelet. "In that case... I'll trade you Vulpix!" Todd
sighed, as Misty walked up in her regular clothes, dragging Ash. "LET'S FIND
TEAM ROCKET!" She then yelled, grabbing Brock and Todd by the collar and
dragged the 3 out of the cabin.

Team Rocket was celebrating over their newest trap. "A hole that when we
push the button, falls!" "WOHOO!" Meowth yelled, as Tracey flew over head,
smacked into a tree, and fell onto the ground, as Misty came up, dragging
Todd, Ash, and Brock. "YOU!" Misty yelled, hauling Tracey up by the collar.
"I THOUGHT I KNOCKED YOU OUT OF THE FIC!" Misty yelled at Tracey. "Slight
Miscalculation..." Tracey muttered, as he fell to the ground. "Ah, well, I
can still use you." Misty said, wacking Tracey straight into Meowth. "NOW
TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH THIS CAMERA!" Misty yelled at Team Rocket.
James whipped out the control and pushed the button. A hole appeared 1 meter
right to where Misty was standing. "Oops." James muttered.

"I'll trade you Onix!" Brock said. "I don't collect Pokémon!" Todd replied.
"In that case... I'll trade you Zubat!" "I don't collect Pokémon!" "What you
doing?" Ash asked. "Trading." Todd said.

5 minutes later...

"Trading? What?" Ash asked. "Stuff." Brock replied.

5 minutes later...

Ash nodded. "I know! Vulpix! It's really expensive, ‘cause it's the most
famous Pokémon Fashion Model, and you can make a lot of money selling it and
get some more camera stuff!" "Deal!" Todd said, and he handed Brock the
Album while Brock handed him Vulpix's Poké-Ball.

"You mean, you didn't plant this in our shower?" Misty asked. "Nope." James
said. "Ugg." Misty said. "Okay, you 3!" Misty yelled. Brock and Todd lifted
up their heads.

5 minutes later...



Ash got up and followed Misty, Todd, and Brock. They reached a clearing
where a trainer stood. "I'm looking for a trainer battle!" The trainer said.

5 minutes later...

Ash stepped up. "Okay, Pikachu!" Ash yelled. Pikachu failed to jump into
the battle zone.

5 minutes later...

"Pikachu?" Ash asked. "Hah!" The trainer yelled. "Vulpix! Go!" "Brock.
Isn't that your Vulpix?" Misty asked. "Vulpix? What Vulpix?" Brock replied.
"You own a Vulpix!" Misty yelled. "I never owned a Vulpix." Brock said, his
face buried in Todd's album.

"Squirtle! Bulbasaur! Charizard! Pidgeotto! Lapras! Muk! They're all gone!"
Ash wailed.

"Too easy." Jessie said, twirling a Poké-Ball containing Ash's Pikachu.
"That was the easiest thing we've ever done, getting those perverts Brock
and Todd to help us, and then we just snatched Ash's Poké-Balls!" James
replied. "Dat's Right!" Their laugh was heard into the night...